There is nothing worse than overhearing “I have nothing to tweet about, but it’s social media and I’m in business so I have to use Twitter anyway.” “Yeah, just say things like “Please RT”, “It was great catching up with you”, stuff like that!” No wonder there’s so much noise in web content now.
schwalover: The other day at Starbucks there was this white girl in front of me and when she went to order her drink and the cashier asked for her name she said “India” and I just I need to stop going to Starbucks so much Her parents must be unbearably white.
This past week my Twitter stream has been clogged with comments by people who seem to think they are journalists, sounding waaaay overly focused on feeling like they are ‘a part of something’, and their tone carrying a bizarre note of glee and desperation for attention to be brought to their own self-awareness and wit. “Ahaha from everything that’s occurred, I’m...
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robbiethewabbit: wow look at how dutiful and loyal to her faith she is, she must have chosen what she felt was right for her and her devotion oh my god look at this poor oppressed woman why would anyone ever wear their hair covered like that on their own free will it’s our duty to point out how wrong this is
snowfloukes: i found what im wearing to prom
Sometimes, Plan B is actually the Plan A+ that you were too afraid to attempt.
me: “Brian had a HOT POT night?!” roommate: “We should have one and show him photos of it” me: “Yeah, like…we know how to buy ingredients” roommate: “yeah!!” me: “And we know how to…heat water.” roommate: “yeaaah!!”
Siri should have the voice of Tom Hiddleston.
odine09: the-art-on-the-screen: Please. Oh yes PLEASE